* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Snape dies on pg. 658
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704
But....
*Comes back to life on pg. 724
* Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
19 years after the events in the book:
* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
Enjoy your crappy book.