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Harry Potter!!!!11

2007-07-22 06:06:40 by LolNinjers
Updated

* Burbage dies on pg. 12

* Hedwig dies on pg. 56

* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

* Wormtail dies on pg. 471

* Dobby dies on pg. 476

* Snape dies on pg. 658

* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

* Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704

But....

*Comes back to life on pg. 724

* Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Enjoy your crappy book.


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TheSmegTheSmeg

2007-07-28 23:42:26

Hooray for spoilers!


TrampaliteTrampalite

2007-08-26 22:05:25

Ohh no! I guess I'll just kill myself!


hollyRuZhollyRuZ

2007-10-01 05:30:30

do you like harry potter and if you do wat is your favourite

LolNinjers responds:

I like the movies.


modestcasanovamodestcasanova

2007-10-02 02:39:57

God you are better than CliffNotes, CAN I HIRE YOU?

LolNinjers responds:

;D!


djstitchedmouthdjstitchedmouth

2008-04-20 21:47:42

Thanks so much. I really wanted to read them, but thought they were too long. I'm a lazy reader.


darksignsdarksigns

2008-04-22 09:20:59

...fragmentation flippers.

Sorry, spoilers.

Gah.


MuffinigansMuffinigans

2008-07-08 20:22:35

lolz, nice job. I even forgot that Tonks and Lupin died. :O