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Harry Potter!!!!11

Posted by LolNinjers Jul. 22, 2007 @ 6:06 AM EDT

* Burbage dies on pg. 12

* Hedwig dies on pg. 56

* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

* Wormtail dies on pg. 471

* Dobby dies on pg. 476

* Snape dies on pg. 658

* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

* Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704

But....

*Comes back to life on pg. 724

* Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744

* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are:

* "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."

Enjoy your crappy book.

Updated: 04/18/09 1:31 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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8 Comments

Jul. 28, 2007 | 11:42 PM TheSmeg says:

Hooray for spoilers!


Aug. 26, 2007 | 10:05 PM Trampalite says:

Ohh no! I guess I'll just kill myself!


Oct. 1, 2007 | 5:30 AM hollyRuZ says:

do you like harry potter and if you do wat is your favourite

Dec. 3, 2007 | 5:59 PM LolNinjers responds:

I like the movies.


Oct. 2, 2007 | 2:39 AM modestcasanova says:

God you are better than CliffNotes, CAN I HIRE YOU?

Feb. 17, 2008 | 3:48 PM LolNinjers responds:

;D!


Apr. 20, 2008 | 9:47 PM djstitchedmouth says:

Thanks so much. I really wanted to read them, but thought they were too long. I'm a lazy reader.


Apr. 20, 2008 | 11:09 PM TheGodfather says:

I LOL'ed

Now All I Have To Do Is Just Wait 5 Years For The Movie...


Apr. 22, 2008 | 9:20 AM darksigns says:

...fragmentation flippers.

Sorry, spoilers.

Gah.


Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:22 PM Muffinigans says:

lolz, nice job. I even forgot that Tonks and Lupin died. :O

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